Just rewatched Order of the Pheonix, and while it’s heaps better than I thought it was when I saw it at the movies (I may have been sitting in the front row/drunk), one thing is inescapable: Emma Watson is a pair of over-acting eyebrows, not an actress. Which makes for lulz, lulz that are extremely hot in a zomg-you-shouldn’t-be-thinking-that-at-least-not-until-after-movie-#4 sort of way. Take it away, Youtube:

The bit at 1:22 is amazingood.

What also shits me to tears? Music set to scenes from movies. Just please, for the love of God, leave your bedrooms, Youtubers…

To quote Katie, because, just like everything on this blog, this is all just a shamelessly way for me to remind you all that I have a book out, while broaching more popular subjects in the hope that Googlers find me and are so struck by my irresistable mix of unashamed charm and blatant hostility that they immediately rush out and by 700 copies of Loathing Lola: The world has gone to shit…