Omegle is made of awesome. For those of you that haven’t heard of it, Omegle connects you to a random person on the website, and you have a one-on-one conversation. I’m not gunna lie to you, it usually ends in some for of harassment, which is half the fun. So, give it a go. I’ll post up some of my chat-logs, and don’t forget to copy your logs, no matter how rude, in the comments section. 🙂
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I COMMAND YOU You: HI Stranger: BRING ME CHEESEBURGERS AND COLA You: No. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Then…
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I COMMAND YOU You: NOT U AGAIN Stranger: BRING ME CHEESEBURGERS AND COLA Stranger: NOW You: IS IT WORTH IT You: LET ME WORK IT Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Okay, that conversation was the beginning of what I’ve come to describe as MissyElliotting, it’s sorta like getting RickRolled, only five bajillion times more infuriating. It’s where I try to get through as much of the lyrics of Missy Elliott’s insanely nonsensical Work It before someone disconnects. In the interest of good taste, I’ve censored some of the lyrics, but rest assured, it was copied into Omegle in all its… ‘glory’.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiii You: is it worth it? Stranger: brazil Stranger: i from You: let me work it You: i'll put my thang down You: flip it You: and reverse it You: it'syerfrempennifferswhetnyetcommon You: i'd like to get to know ya so i can show ya You: put my <BUNNIES> on ya like i told ya You: gimme all yo numbers so i can phone ya You: yo girl actin <BUNNIES> then call me ovah You: not on your bed You: <BUNNIES> me on your sofa Your conversational partner has disconnected.
One guy saw my Missy Elliott, and raised me some Las Ketchup.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: is it worth it? Stranger: sorry?! You: let me work it. You: i'll put my thang down, flip it and reverse it Stranger: ja You: it's yerfrempenniffers whet nyet cmon Stranger: THE KETCHUP SONG You: ... You: IILLLL A CANTAAAA...... I SAID A HEH You: HAH You: DE HEH Stranger: HEEEEH You: AHEMME SEE YOU NO A MMMAAAA HAMMY Stranger: HARRY?! You: AMMMMAAA YOUSSEE AMMMA BAAAABBBABABAAA SEEE You: LAS KETCHUP WERE LOL You: ... mudkip. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
For those who have successfully suppressed the memory… The Ketchup Song:
… Amazing.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiyyyya You: is it worth it? You: let me work it Stranger: maybe hehe! You: ill put my thang down You: flip it and Stranger: revferse it You: YES You: OMFG Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This is horribly addictive…
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: is it worth it? Stranger: sure is You: let me work it Stranger: go to it You: i'll put my thang down, flip it and reverse it. Stranger: keep going You: it'syourfrempennifferswhetyet common Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Arrgh! Fail. Back to manuscript… I’ll try again tomorrow. I will get to the verse, even if it’s the last thing I do…
William Kostakis 