Monthly Archives: January 2010

So, I failed my Ps…


I performed an ‘illegal act or manoeuvre’. I know what you’re thinking: I went the wrong way down a one-way street, targeting and mowing down pedestrians for 500m, before capping it all off with a few burnouts and some curb-mounting.

I turned right too early.

Yes, that’s right. The Instant Fail offence. I turned right too early. I asked if it was against the law. It’s not. Then how is it ILLEGAL?!?!

I’m off to write a bitter poem about the RTA.